Chad: We just did an interview, and unbenounced to us, there's a website about, haha, whether or not, haha, he should shave his mustache because it looks like a mexican porn star.
Flea: Actually, we were discussing today that there actually is going to be a summit in Geneva, and you know, the world leaders and the great philosophers and scientists of our time are going to be getting together to discuss the mustache, and were gonna try to, you know we got our best people on it, and were going to try to figure out what the best thing to do is.
Anthony: I think Putin will be there, wont he?
Flea: Haha, Putin. Haha, Putin's gonna be there. Haha. And Josh has said his feelings, Josh expressed to me earlier that he doesnt think he could live with out the mustache, so.
Anthony: It's kinda the.. it's sorta the.. pahahahaha! It holds the secrets to our success.
Chad: It's like the Samson of mustaches! Shave it off and we lose all our powers!
Anthony: ITS CALLED THE-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *falls off chair laughing* ITS CALLED THE SHAKER DUSTER!!!
All: *laughing uncontrollably*
Chad: *moaning with laughter*
Anthony: *squealing with laughter*
Interviewer: *tries to move on to the next question* When and how did you realize it was time for a new record?
Interviewer: If they can answer that right now..
Chad: When and how did you realize that you had a mustache?
Anthony: *wiping away tears of laughter, points to Flea*
Flea: Well it was.. the mustache told us-hahahaha. I get up in the morning and I call Anthony and I'm like 'Any word from the mustache?'